30 things about me

It is hard to launch into an immediate confession about one of the sordid or stupid things I've done without giving a little background about myself. So here are some little known facts about me to set the stage for: "The things I've done"

1. I lived in 13 different houses by the time I was in 9th grade.
2. I have a hard time hugging my mother or my father.
3. I burned down my neighbors field with my best friend when I was about 10.
4. I passed the SAT in 7th grade with a grade higher than most highschool seniors.
5. The basketball coach at the highschool I went to tried to molest me. He is in jail now.
6. I tried to kill myself at the age of 24. (unsuccessfully!)
7. I love black licorice and I hate red licorice.
8. I have been diagnosed with severe ADD.
9. I cry in the shower so no one will hear me.
10. I have 7 dogs and I like them more than most people.
11. I befriended a homeless man last year and now I hide when I see him because I feel so guilty for having a home and not smelling disgusting.
12. Sometimes I do my kids homework for them.
13. Once I answered an ad on Craigs List to meet a guy that wanted to pay a woman $3000 a month to come sleep with him a couple nights a week. I chickened out.
14. I Make my kids breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day, pick them up from school, and go to every sporting event they are ever in.
15. Once I slept with the president of a major home builder when I was high on cocaine just because it made me feel important. He had the smallest penis of any man I have ever seen.
16. I absolutely love flowers: every kind, every color, any time: they make me smile
17. The smell of lemons, oranges, or limes in a garbage disposal is heavenly
18. I once smoked green grass rolled up in typing paper because I thought I was smoking "grass", and almost burned down my dad's garage.
19. Rosemary is my favorite herb to cook with.
20. I judge people that can't spell...I feel bad about it but I just do.
21. I won't let people in my home unless it is spotless.
22. I am obsessed with being thin and pretty but try to act like I'm not.
23. Even though I got almost straight A's in elementary school, highschool, and college I don't feel like I have ever met my parents expectations.
24. My kids don't meet my expectations and I blame my parents for making me this way.
25. I gave one of the Seattle Seahawks coaches a blow job just because of who he was and because my friend dared me to.
26. I think it is possible to love more than one person.
27. I swallow my gum and eat entire packs of orange tic tacs.
28. I had an affair with my personal trainer and my personal assistant.....
29. I don't love myself
30. I wanted to have an epidural when I had my children but I was too afraid of the needle.

More soon........................................